Jokes

Why did the potato wedge cross the road?

Answer: Because he wanted to get to the other sides

What is a robot's favourite music?

Answer: heavy metal

What did the left sneaker say to the right sneaker?

Answer: your my sole-mate

What did the duck wear to a wedding?

Answer: a duxedo

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

Answer: This tastes a little funny

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Answer: The library, because it has so many stories

What do you give a sick lemon?

Answer: lemon-aid